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8月5日 MoneyMoney Money Money
Have you ever wondered where your money goes
Does it slip through your fingers, as well as your toes
Money for the council tax, Money for the rent
Workin out my budget, Ive already overspent
Money for my old banger,I need so desperately
Money for the dentist, wishing it was free
Money for this weeks shopping, Money for the gas
Money for all the bills, they seem to have amassed
Tax, insurance, union fees, the tv licence is due
Money to pay the book club, my specs i must renew
I'm just an ordinary working girl, and sometimes life is tough
No matter how hard i work, my wages are never enough 6月27日 poetryPOETRY
There's just one slight problem
In a teashop away from public view
Two lovers meeting for a rendezvous
Not noticing others, their looks coded
Language, mannerisms overloaded
Leaving the first stages of courtship behind
The future beckons in the womans mind
Needing to plan for the rest of life
To share more than a meal and a beer
She whispers in her lovers ear
'have you told the wife?
5月13日 ShoppingShopping
I've made a very long shopping list
And I'm at the superstore
I really don't like this shopping lark
I find it quite a bore.
I've found a trolley it's got a wonky wheel
and i'm pushing it up the aisles
I need toothpaste, tissues and headache pills
oh' and something for my piles
But now i'm looking out for deals
Bargains, i just love them
I can't resist em see
i don't need all this stuff
But it's buy one get one free
I've been shopping over an hour now
My trolleys full to the top
i really think that i have spent
enough money in this shop
i've finally reached the checkouts
a long queue is at the tills
and now ive got a headache
where did i put those pills
A minute passes, i need a wee
But i wait till i get home
then pour a cup of tea
i feel fit to drop
but thank god ive done the weekly shop
1月28日 The Battle Of The SexesThe Battle Of The Sexes
As a woman i write this plea
To men, please Listen to me
The battle of the sexes will never end
And so to males this verse i send
Not everything is black and whitw
You say we're wrong when we know we're right
You should realise when we're feeling low
Dont ask us why , Men should know
Perhaps its something you didn't say
Like maybe, Your hair looks nice today
Or maybe you haven't understood
That our day was bad but we said it was good
Believe us, shopping is not a chore
We need to go to more than one store
To help decide just what to buy
Be patient with us, Give it a try
And remember please, for future use
We can never have too many shoes 1月25日 poemDads DIY
My dad insists on doing D I Y
Even tho mum always begs him not too
And each time when things go wrong
He always asks , what did i do ?
Handle drop off, doors fall from their hinges
window panes smash as they bounce from the frames
Walls come crashing down, tiles fly from the roof
And household appliances go up in flames
His latest disaster we all reckon
is easily most impressive of all
He should have just called in a plumber
And avoided the puddles in the hall 1月24日 childrenCHILDREN
Since having my two children
my brain has turned to jelly
Not to mention the stretchmarks
On my big, fat wobbly belly
My boobs have headed southward
My waist's a distant memory
The future's cellulite on thighs
But do i care ? Not a bit
Size zero is just not for me
So give me a plate of fish and chips
And my wonderful family 1月23日 Poetry cornerHaving A Baby
Ultra pampers, ultrasound
Ultra modern, ultra round
Ankles swelling, belly bulging
Crisps and cakes and sweets indulging
Squeezing into flimsy dresses
Spotty faces, greasy tresses
Throwing up, but getting fatter
Prams and baby books we natter
As our bodies heave with pleasure
Filled with joy, a babe to treasure
Expectations, preperations
As we increase our population
Saggy breasts and double chins
Splashing out on craving whims
Waiting for that date when we
Become at last a family. 1月22日 Life before the computerLife before the computer
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A programme was on the telly
A cursor used profanaties
A keyboard was part of a piano
A web was a spiders home
A hard drive was a long trip home
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a 3 inch floppy You just hoped you never found one 1月3日 xmasHappy new year to you all , hope you had a great christmas and a even better new year ,
my start to christmas was great cos i had a second grandchild born on 5th december they decided to call him connor and he weighed in at 91b 7 oz .
I had quiet xmas day but to me boxing day was my xmas day when my older son , his wife and 4 yr old came for dinner along with my youngest son and connor , this made boxing day very special.. new year i did the granny bit and baby sat for the younger ones to go out lol
Connor and Sean my 2 grandsons 10月11日 Want any requests doingWant a request doing to adda bit more sparkle to your space ,, top left is a request page take a look see if theres anything there you would like to request .. all you do is leave me .. the request what you want in a message on here with your space addy .. or go to my piczo and order there 9月17日 thankshey thanks for the warm welcome back ,, ive had right day of it today , had grandson staying over and oh boy by monday morning house is like a tip lol, takes me most of day to get it right , but i dont mind its not messy mess its paper where we been making shapes or crayons whre we been colouring . things ya do for the grandkids lol 9月13日 busySorry ive not been around lately , i have been messing around on my piczo once again lol , and ive had a good friend of mine to stay for 2 weeks , as you know u cant keep running upstairs and jumping on pc when you have company .
anyhow i hope im back and blogging now and hope your all fine too 8月28日 R I P Reece Rhys, 11, was a football-mad young boy: his parents say that he was not involved with any gangs and others have described him as "a good lad"
When the leavers’ service was held a few weeks ago at Broad Square Primary School in Liverpool, 11-year-old Rhys Jones and his friends were told that a world of opportunities was waiting for them. They were urged to grab those opportunities with both hands. But for Rhys they disappeared in a pub car park on Wednesday night when he was shot three times in the neck and left to die in his mother’s arms. Last night, a weeping Melanie Jones spoke of her bewilderment at her son’s killing. “My baby was only 11. He didn’t deserve this,” she said. “He was shot in the back of his neck from behind, my baby. This should not happen, this should not be going on.”
My thoughts are with the family of Reece xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
8月21日 stayingWell if im going to stay here i best start doing a bit of blogging again . seems ages since i blogged properly. thanks to everyone who encouraged me to stay on my space . and a very big thanks to natalie from
http://natshouse.spaces.live.com/?owner=1 .. who very kindly got on cam and talked me thru doing masks again with psp i forgotten so much. that what comes with getting old lol.
ive made a pic let me know what ya think its nothing fancy and no ya cant see nipple so ya cant get me on that one cos ive seen far worse been let off than this one......
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